How Jill Biden's Lust for Energy Saved America

Many have suspected that Dr. Jill Biden performed a key function in saving the nation by facilitating Donald Trump’s long-awaited return to the White Home. Many have assumed the previous first girl (and appearing president of the US) was possessed of an insatiable lust for energy, which drove her to insist that her enfeebled octogenarian husband, Joe Biden, run for reelection. The ill-advised determination almost destroyed the Democratic Celebration when Biden’s cognitive impairment turned unattainable to disregard. It pressured the celebration to rally round Kamala Harris, essentially the most incompetent presidential…